Jumaat, 27 Mac 2009

hahaha....wife vs girlfren

Diff between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say:
Wife is a
HARIMAU ............ ...

Girlfriend is

And some say:
Wife is like
TV , Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home
watch TV , Go out bring HP .

No money,
sell TV . Got money change HP .

enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP .

free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated .

TV is
big , bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often
acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding .

Most Important, TV
got remote but HP don't have .

Last but not least.......
do not have virus but HP have VIRUS ......
Once get it, HABIS LAH.

So better choose
TV lah

so nk selamat kawin laa cepat2..hahaha

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